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We’ve been given the proverbial thumbs-up by our direct supervisor who is not listed in any database anywhere, making his existence purposefully questionable, to provide direct reports of squirrel sightings. These sightings are usually seen by ordinary civilians like yourselves, and covered by news stations across the world. We encourage you to participate in this by relating your story about witnessing potential fascist-like behavior of squirrels in your region of the planet, and/or cosmos.

Please, for the benefit of humans, dogs, cats, and gentle Grizzly Bears, report your sightings here. We will then send the report through the proper amount of red tape and not-at-all frivolous bureaucratic sludge for consideration of inclusion in our Worldwide Squirrel Sightings section.