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Purple Squirrel Theory


We’ve received word that a PA couple have spotted and captured a “purple” squirrel.  We want to speak plainly to you about this.  That squirrel is half pigeon-squirrel hybrid, 1/3 iguana, 1/4 peacock, and 1/8 Rhino. It is radioactive as well, and is used as a “classic misdirection device” by members of the 42 Party in order to carry out nefarious deeds while everyone is enamored with the purple squirrel.  Intel has known that they’ve been experimenting with bio-engineering, but not to this extent.

Purple Squirrel News Story