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Display of Power at Columbia University

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Taken at the one of the oldest educational institutions in the country, this squirrel was caught in the act at Columbia University.  What was the squirrel doing?  She was eating an enormous slice of pizza, and not just because she was hungry.  Oh no, she did this to show the forthcoming dominance of the squirrel species.  If put into one of our languages, such as English, what she was saying translates to: “We are the new pizza eaters, the powerful, the chosen.  We will have our filberts and eat them too.” (Translation courtesy of Squirrel Behaviorist Bob Hillback).

Squirrel Eating Enormous Slice of Pizza